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    Tuesday, 16 June 2009

    Picture Perfect...

    Just because it's a slow Tuesday, a few EIHL-related pictures that are currently floating round the web...

    Firstly, thanks to a mole within the Panthers dressing-room, we have breakfast-time at Jade Galbraith's...

    Following that is a sign specially designed for Andre Payette...

    ...and another which I can't apply to anyone in the EIHL's morals, simply because I'd probably (and justifiably) be sued for libel, but may be proof that someone in the EIHL hierarchy moonlights by being a sign-placer in the off season...plus, the unfortunate juxtaposition amused me (the bottom bit is a "no parking" sign, apparently)

    The EIHL have also released a pictorial representation in answer to the question "can we break the wage-cap?"

    ...and the NIC's new crowd-control policy may cause a problem or two...

    as, in the interests of balance, will the planned escalators to make access easier at the Hallam Arena...

    And finally in this journey of randomness, we have proof that Andre Payette's new contract may be heavily incentive-laden...

    Keep keeping your eye on the puck...

    Thought For The Day: The Hardest Part of Going, Is Coming Back...

    "Home, now that I'm coming home
    Will you be the same as when I saw you last?
    Tell me how much time has passed..."
    Funeral For A Friend: "Into Oblivion (Reunion)"

    We're back in the UK, finally...and it's been a week or two. Given that there's been a fair bit happen in the world of the EIHL, we'll simply have a look team-by-team rather than signing-by-signing...

    Belfast: The Giants roster has seen only one new addition in the past week or two after a spate of early-season signings, but in Pierre-Luc Faubert they not only have only the second double-barrelled first name to appear in the EIHL (Jean-Francois Perras being the other) but a very, very, VERY quick forward indeed, who can also put up a point or two, it seems...The Giants fans are already getting very excited about him having a better pedigree than Paul Deniset (who was fairly useful last season himself)...however, Dan Carlson has better ECHL stats then both of them, so the claims of "top forward in the league" may be a little premature...

    Cardiff: The Devils have been a little quiet recently, after having most of their roster already re-signed as returnees early in the summer. However, despite losing Mike Prpich after the speedy centre and one of Devils' stars last year got himself into a bit of bother off-ice that saw him released they've covered the spectrum with their last three signings, with Ben Davies taking the "young Brit and potential star" mantle as a reward for his coming on in leaps and bounds last season and Phil Hill returning as a power forward. However, their third signing, announced today, is the one that really raises eyebrows-as Mark Smith returns from Italy for his second stint as a Devil. The immensely talented centre and one of my favourite opposition players of the EIHL scored 80 points in 06/07 as a Devil, and will be one of, if not the top centre in the league-the Devils have suddenly leapt from "maybe a trophy" to "one of the title hopefuls" in one fell swoop-that's how good the 5'10 native of Kelowna, BC is...

    Coventry: The revolution continues apace at the Skydome. Leigh Jamieson is gone to MK Lightning (in the eyes of some, not a moment too soon), as well as another player who we'll consider below, but arrivals have been busier than departures thus far in the West Midlands. As well as the returning Matty Soderstrom, the Blaze have two new faces in the big American Brian Lee, a team-mate of fellow new signing Greg Owen at Briancon in France last year, and one of the unsung heroes of the EIHL in Luke Fulghum from Manchester. Lee is a big lad, who appears to have been brought in as a d-man who can go both ways with equal ability on the ice, although if you believe the rumours he's intended as more of a defensive d-man then a points-scorer...something of a Steve Munn, if you will. The Breakaway will be trying to get an interview with his team-mate Greg Owen next week, after the Peter Hirsch interview was well received, and so perhaps we'll be able to gain a few more ideas then.
    Fulghum, meanwhile, is one of the signings of the summer. The plaudits went to Tony Hand and David Beauregard for Manchester's heroics last season, but the American winger who shared the ice with them (earning himself 34 goals in the process) was the one that made that line tick and could well be the perfect foil for Adam Calder and Dan Carlson on the Blaze's top line with his combination of speed and physical play. Certainly, those in Manchester have been fulsome in their praise of him...

    Edinburgh, as usual, are hard to read because, as is traditional north of the border, signings are once again slower in coming than a tantric-sex-loving eunuch.
    However, they have snapped up Ben O'Connor from Coventry, in a move which saw a very catty press-release from the Blaze about his manner of going...obviously I have very little idea of how frenzied the negotiations were or the exact circumstances, and I fully appreciate the need to stay within a budget and not throw money at those who aren't worth it...however, releasing a press release trashing him by basically saying "this player's a greedy young sod who held us to ransom, so we let him go" is a little over the top. After all, isn't what happens in the coach's office supposed to stay in the coach's office-would not something along the lines of "Ben and I couldn't agree terms, so we wish him the best of luck wherever he goes", like that released for Russ Cowley before he U-turned last season, have sufficed to give reasons?
    Aside from that, any Blaze fan (or indeed any Caps fan) who thinks that the Scots are paying him more money may need a quick dose of reality juice...O'Connor will certainly take a more prominent role in Edinburgh than that he would have had in Coventry, but surely he can't be on what the EIHL would call "big money"...if he is, then clearly the credit crunch hasn't yet reached Scotland.

    On the plus side, any players they do sign will be able to take on two AHL teams in the Toronto Marlies and Hamilton Bulldogs, who along with Belfast will be taking part in the special Ice Hockey Homecoming tournament in Edinburgh and Belfast for the Gardiner Cup in September-more info here...

    Hull
    are making a wave or two of their own on Humberside, building themselves a solid-looking roster, although it's fair to say that recent signings have addressed the "work and grind" aspect of the team rather than the "score as many goals as possible" area, as you'd expect from a Sylvain Cloutier-coached side. Adam Knight, joining from New Mexico in the CHL provides the physical presence on D (his stats of 2 goals, 3 assists and 153 PiM's last season should give you a clue as to where his role lies), while Shaun Thompson and Lee Esders give some hard-working British presence up front.

    Newcastle have once again signalled their "new direction" by signing the skilful Ryan Mahrle from the ECHL, as they look for a more mobile defence. Along with Mike Berry, the returning Todd Griffith, Jason Tejchma and a new import to be announced tomorrow, the North-East could be seeing a very different team to that they're used to on the ice next season...

    Nottingham have been quiet recently, although that's to be expected when most of your squad has already joined. Mark Hartley makes the step up from Coventry ENL to be the Panthers back-up, which is an interesting move for both him and the Panthers...doubtless many will be praying Kevin St Pierre stays very healthy indeed...however, Jade Galbraith will once again be easing a Panthers shirt over his (not-inconsiderable) torso this season...

    Sheffield, meanwhile, have contented themselves with simply re-signing some of the top players in the league, with top-scorer Joey Talbot the latest to return...great for Sheffield, not so much for opposition goalies.

    And there you go-now, we're up to date on the EIHL...

    Keep keeping your eye on the puck...

    Sunday, 14 June 2009

    Game Seven: Seven Ways to Scream and Shout.

    "You make me laugh, you make me cry
    I don't know which side to buy...
    But the 7th thing, I like the most about you
    You make me love you"
    Miley Cyrus: "Seven Things"

    Yes, I just used a Miley Cyrus song to open a post about game seven...but what the hell. It sums up my feelings about hockey as a sport to perfection. Be warned, this may switch into and out of lyricism, Falla-esque writing, and be fairly video-heavy....they will be referred to, so watching them would be an advantage...

    Let's just get this out of the way early, because it feels so damn pleasing to see it in print.

    Pittsburgh Penguins. Stanley Cup Champions, 2009.

    Now, on to the game itself. I tried to do a running diary for post afterward, but it descended into complete anarchy after about ten minutes, when there was a very real possibility, at least in my mind, that I wouldn't survive the game.

    Pens v Red Wings-the beginning...

    Little did we know, watching this way back at the end of May (and this video may just about surpass the HNIC intro for Game 7 of Pens-Caps back in the Conference semis), that the series would go to seven, and little did I know that it'd age me ten years. Especially with the Pens down 2-0 after the opening two games in Detroit.

    Then came Game 3, which meant that once again, there was a little hope...at this point I'm thinking "well, there's no sweep, and even if the Wings win now, we've gone down fighting".

    Game 4 came and went, and suddenly it was two-two.

    Game 5 was horrific. At that point, I thought the Cup was headed back to Detroit, and the best the Pens could hope for was to take it to seven. The jokes from the Red Wings of "history repeating" echoed long and loud, and the prospect of seeing the Pens lose the Cup on my birthday was not a great one, either.

    But then fate took a hand.

    Superstition is a weird thing. Certain rituals become imbued with their own magic power, and fans buy into this primitive form of sports voodoo in much the same way as the players do. As Game Six began, Pens fans were looking for some sign, any sign, that the race for the Cup wasn't already in its final stretch. And CBC, inadvertently, provided it by using a song that is almost like a modern-day spell of its own...

    Step forward, "In the Air Tonight"

    This song, I'm convinced, is either cursed or blessed with some sort of mystic power. Used before a sporting event, it makes extraordinary things happen.

    And once again, it worked its magic.

    And so we go to Game Seven.

    The first period saw me regressing back to the primal consolations of superstition (I refused to sit in the same seat as that I'd sat in for game five), fear (when Valteri Filppula had a shot cleared off the Pens line, I uttered a sound containing fear, pain and hope never likely to be heard on this earth again), and jealousy (somehow, every bounce in the Joe seemed to go Osgood's way, or at least that's how my haunted eyes saw it).

    Then came the Mad Max Redemption, otherwise known as the second period. First Maxime Talbot banged home his own rebound after hard work behind the net for one-nothing. The Wings came back furiously...but this night, Marc-Andre Fleury's pads had been stitched together by the angels themselves...they were truly blessed in stopping shots that, at the other end, could (and should) have gone in. Ten minutes gone, and 30 minutes at least from the Stanley Cup, Talbot went away again down the left side and aimed. His stick rose, lined up and fired, and puck left blade on a trajectory so perfect that Chris Osgood will never be able to tell you anything about where the shot came from, or indeed where it went past him, becuase he simply didn't see it rocket into the top corner.

    And so, period three. Twenty minutes to realise a dream for the players, twenty nerve-wracking minutes for those watching. The period itself seemed fairly run-of-the-mill, though...right up until Jonathan Ericsson wound up and pulled the trigger on a howitzer from the point that "Flower" in his turn never even saw...and it was two one with eight minutes to play.

    Two minutes later, with the Wings pressing, we saw the hand of the hockey gods reach down and pass the Cup to Pittsburgh. Nicklas Kronwall wound up from the point for another blast, and put every single last ounce of his 189lbs of muscle into swinging his stick, which sent the puck away on a path that scientists will tell you was ordained by physics and gravity, but Pens fans will say was influenced by the breath of angels. It rises slightly more steeply-than planned on a stray air-current somewhere in the course of its otherwise-dead-straight 70-feet-long journey, which takes it an inch or so higher than it perhaps would have gone on any other night, This inch means that it thumps into Fleury's crossbar, rather than the twine...and Flower himself rubs the bar better when its work is done...

    There was still time for one more moment of magic...the Wings pile forward with the clock ticking down from ten to zero, and the puck finds Nick Lidstrom's stick tenths of a second before the buzzer-he fires, and Fleury stops it.

    Game over.

    And four months of celebrations in Pittsburgh have begun...

    Gordie Howe, Chris Chelios, Steve Yzerman, Henry Ford, Alice Cooper, Tom Selleck, Kid Rock, Aretha Franklin, Marvin Gaye, Madonna, Mitch Albom...

    Your boys took a hell of a beating...

    Now, hockey is officially over until August...so we'll come back to the UK and by Wednesday, I'll finally have a summary of events in the EIHL while we've been focused across the pond...

    Friday, 12 June 2009

    Agony and Ecstasy: Game Seven

    "Don't wait, Don't wait
    The lights will flash and fade away
    The days will pass you by
    Don't wait"
    Dashboard Confessional: "Don't Wait".

    Game. Seven. Two words, three syllables, eleven innocuous letters.

    But, at the same time, one of the greatest phrases in all of sports.


    Game Sevens are, truly, like nothing else. Every bounce could make twenty players' dreams come true, every shot could be one that echoes down through the ages, and every pass could be the last building block in a dream...

    There are few other sporting events on the planet which inspire such emotions, and such extremes. Few which have produced so many iconic images, so many iconic sounds. And few whose rarity only adds to their value (there have only been eight game sevens in the Stanley Cup Final in forty years).

    And now the Pens are in one.

    Luckily, they have players who have "form", as the British cops say. People who've been there before. More of them than the Red Wings, because in all their wins, the Wings haven't been pushed to a game seven of the final.

    Ruslan Fedotenko scored both goals, including the Cup winner, last time he was here with Tampa Bay, as well as giving inspiration for Gary Thorne to produce an awesome bit of commentary...

    "..Score!...HE'S GOT ANOTHER ONE! FED-O-TEN-KOOOO!"

    Search it on youtube..."Fedotenko game 7"...:)

    Craig Adams has won the cup with Carolina in a game 7 too...so history is (just) on the Pens' side...

    By this time tomorrow, new legends will be born, and many tears of joy or celebration will have been cried in either Detroit or Pittsburgh. But either way, tonight is a moment in hockey history that comes along all too rarely. Savour it. Whoever wins.

    That said...

    GO PENS, GO!

    Reaction to come tomorrow, either way...and then we might get back to events in the UK hockey scene sometime on Sunday or Monday...:)

    Thursday, 11 June 2009

    (Not) Enjoying the Silence

    Yes, I know that with the Cup Finals I really haven't said anything about events/signings back in Britain...I'm putting together a summary of these which will hopefully be up in time for tomorrow. As will a musing on the appeal, by way of a preview, on the sports version of Beauty and the Beast, and possibly one of the greatest recurring occasions in world sport-the mix of joy, pain and blinding fear that is Game Seven of a Stanley Cup Final...

    Check back tomorrow morning...and keep keeping your eye on the puck..

    Wednesday, 10 June 2009

    Game Six: If No-One Speaks Of Remarkable Things...

    "Just one more breath, I beg you please
    Just one more step, my knees are weak
    My heart is sturdy but it needs you to survive"
    Dashboard Confessional: "Reason to Believe"

    Sweet Jesus Christ. I can't take any more. If you don't hear from me after Friday night for more than a day or two, whatever the result, then worry a little. There is at least a five percent chance the Pens have killed me.

    I swore not to watch last night-mainly because I didn't want to ruin my birthday with a vision of the Wings once again lifting the cup, which, after Saturday's shower of faeces from the Pens, particularly in the second period, looked something of a formality. Then Jordan Staal scored, and hope returned. Then Tyler Kennedy made a play out of nothing, and just briefly, I and every other Pens fan began to hope that just maybe, there was a Game Seven in this thing after all.

    Then Kris Draper (Kris....bloody...Draper!) scored to make it two-one, and suddenly the fear returned in all its vomit-inducing, dry-mouthed, weak-kneed fury. Shot after shot rained in on Fleury, and shot after shot got turned away. Even before the equaliser, Zetterberg tinged one off the post and for half-a-second I knew despair as I thought it had gone in, because I was as certain as of anything in my life that, if this game went to overtime, the cup was going to Detroit.

    But still the Pens hung on. Until two minutes that, I swear by the hockey gods, came as close to causing my death from a heart attack as anything ever will, and nearly killed me on the same day as I'd been born twenty-five years before.

    First came Pavel Datsyuk's gorgeous, made-in-hockey-heaven pass to Dan Cleary, which I couldn't help but admire even as I watched the big Newfoundlander attempt to destroy the dreams of the black-and-white half of Pennsylvania. In the second or two of his approach, I promised anything to the hockey deities, up to and including my firstborn, if Fleury stopped it. He did, and the thump of puck hitting left pad was like the hammer of the hockey gods crashing down. Surely that was it.

    But no. The Wings kept coming, the clock in the corner of the screen moved like a sloth through treacle, and with twenty seconds to go, all hell broke loose.

    With Fleury out of position and the puck sitting on the stick of Johan Franzen, my eyes widened in horror-this was it. The final, vital break through the Pens defence, and the spirit-crusher which would win the Wings the Cup in OT. As the Swede shot, my heart stopped...and didn't beat again for fifteen long, even eternal seconds, even as Rob Scuderi somehow got in the way with one of the greatest pieces of desperation defending you or I will ever see. It only started again at the final hooter.

    God, I'm dreading game seven...

    But even so, there is a fierce hope. We saw the hockey gods manifest themselves in all their cruel, heartless yet glorious beauty through Rob Scuderi last night. Next game, as is customary at this time of year, they'll pick someone else to do their work, and the Cup will be won.

    For the sake of my bleeding and bruised soul, I hope it's a Penguin.

    Let's go Pens...

    Tuesday, 9 June 2009

    Game Five: The Sound Of Silence

    Ouch. It's been three days now, and I still haven't quite processed the sheer nightmarishly bad-ness of the Pens game 5 collapse, particularly in the second period.

    However, it has been done, and there will be an epic post tomorrow morning ranging from NHL to EPL as we look at hockey happenings both in the UK and in the "big league", including game six...check back around midday...

    Friday, 5 June 2009

    Game Four: Power and the Glory


    "I'll fight forever, I won't surrender,
    And I will always...
    Hunt...you...down!"

    Saliva: "Hunt You Down"

    Oh, hell, yeah.

    One quick goal (from Geno Malkin, who else?) and a three-goal second period, with the third of those (Tyler Kennedy's) looking so beautiful that if it were possible, you'd make love to it until next July, and suddenly, with the Wings reeling on the ropes, we have a best of three.

    Not only that, but the "best team in hockey" look shaky, especially on the penalty-kill-of the eight goals scored by the Pens in games 3 and 4, three of them, or nearly half, came on the powerplay. If you include Jordan Staal's shortie, the Wings special teams have been on the ice for half of the Pens goals in the past two games, and four of the ten Pens goals in the series have been scored with the man advantage.

    By contrast, the Wings have scored only one powerplay goal in the series, despite getting ten themselves...
    Special teams win games, and winning games wins championships. If you'd asked me after game two whether I thought the Pens could be returning to the Mellon on June 9th with a chance to lift the Stanley Cup, I'd have said "no way-they'll be trying to take it to a game 7 for sure". Now, I genuinely think a game 5 win is not only possible, but probable...Chris Osgood has been proven to be vulnerable, the vaunted hitting of the Red Wings defence (particularly Nicklas Kronwall) is failing spectacularly to intimidate (watch Malkin's goal from last night-the powerplay comes from a Kronwall hit that goes slightly wrong, on Geno himself...he hops up, stays on the ice and bangs home a rebound off the boards...a rebound which, by the way, makes up for the horrific Brad Stuart goal in game 1...
    Oh yes, and there is the small matter of Sidney Crosby finally appearing to catch fire in the goalscoring department, too.
    On Tuesday morning, the hope was just that the Pens could avoid falling into a deep hole. Now, as the series heads back to the Joe Louis, there's a real possibility that, far from just climbing out, they can go on and chuck the Wings into that same hole before they come back on Tuesday.
    Watch out, Hockeytown. This summer, you have serious competition...

    Wednesday, 3 June 2009

    Game 3: Hope Reborn

    "Raise a bright hope, that there is a brilliant tomorrow"
    Small Towns Burn a Little Slower: "A Tune of Panic"

    Ladies, gentlemen and Red Wings fans, we got ourselves a series again. And this despite Sid still being held to one point, and Geno not scoring this time round (although he did once again step forward as "the" Pens player of the series so far, assisting on three of the four goals). How's that "two players scoring on the team" schtick smell now?

    It's all about Mad Max Talbot, be-yatch, scoring two goals-the opener and the dagger-to-the-heart empty netter. Although you wouldn't put him among the top offensive stars in the series, Max can finish when he needs to...


    Or Chris Kunitz, throwing only two less hits by himself in the first two periods (10) than the entire Wings team (12)...by far the leader on a Pens team that out-hit their opponents by over three-to-one. Crash-and-bang playoff hockey at its best...


    Or maybe Kris Letang and Sergei Gonchar, blasting home a pair of bullet slapshots after the Wings looked like they'd weathered the storm to go 2-1 up, thanks to the Swedish tandem of Zetterberg and Franzen deciding that they'd do their bit to reclaim the superstar mantle after being shown up a little in the scoring stakes by the AHL line.


    Whisper this...but maybe the Wings have a weakness-three penalties taken, two powerplay goals conceded. If you're looking for the ideal way to lose a game, then taking a 2-1 lead and throwing it away by failing to kill penalties must be up there somewhere.


    Darren Helm and Justin Abdelkader, where art thou? The Wings everyone have been talking about in this series appeared to be a little off their games for a change...pride comes before a fall, and all that...


    Three goals on 20 shots, including two on seven in the first period alone? Not that Chris Osgood is cracking (he's far too much of a professional for that) but the aura of flawless invincibility he was slowly building over the first two games has, if not shattered (after all, this is just one game), at least now got a few blemishes on it. If the Pens out-duel him in game 4, suddenly the Wings will have to come to Pittsburgh at least once more...and with the ground-shaking noise produced by 17,000+ Pens fanatics plus the massive crowd outside, it is not a friendly place for anyone wearing the winged wheel, but Ozzie will be the one under the gun most of all...

    Game Four is now the Pens' to lose. They can keep Sid and/or Geno away from Zetterberg and/or Lidstrom, Datsyuk ain't fit yet, and 17,216 roaring voices are a hell of a sixth man. But if they do lose, the Wings are not only in the driving seat but have the key in the ignition and the handbrake released in their drive towards victory. For so many reasons, the season for Sid and friends has now reached the point where losing with dignity and pride, as they did last time out, is simply not an option any more.

    After the first two, many were saying that the Winged Wheel was rolling toward another Stanley Cup. After Game Three, the Penguins are preparing to march again.

    Thursday is D-day.

    We need a repeat of Tuesday night on Thursday, Kunitz to crash and bang like a demented destruction-derby racer again, Malkin to play like a demon playmaker again, and Sid to channel the spirit of Mario through himself to his team-mates, many of whom will need no telling of how important a win is. Nothing else will do.

    All 82 regular season games and the 20 playoff games thus far are history now. Grounding the hated Flyers, storming the Capitals and blowing away the Hurricanes were great fun, great achievements and would be enough for many other teams. But not this Pens squad. Not now.

    We know the Cup will be won, but we don't know who by. Thursday's game will have a massive say in deciding that question...

    Let's go Pens...

    Monday, 1 June 2009

    Game Two: Between the Hammer and the Anvil

    "She said
    "Some races can't be won"
    And so we fade with the setting of the sun"

    This Day And Age:"Slideshow"

    Now the Pens are in a hole. With Detroit going 2-0 up in the series after winning game two 3-1 last night, with their backs broken thanks to another goal from Justin Abdelkader just as they looked like equalising Valteri Filppulla's go-ahead strike (indeed, Sidney Crosby had missed a gilt-edged chance seconds before. Twice.), and with Crosby pointless and Chris Osgood sneaking into Malkin's head by stopping him twice in two nights on breakaways, the Pens now have to win four in five, while the Wings can lose all their games away from the Joe and still win the Cup.


    If one of your top scorers is being relied upon to tie for the lead in hits in the game (Malkin had three) then you have problems...although at least someone finally nailed the "float like a turd, sting like a butterfly" Zetterberg (Malkin again, with less than twenty seconds to go in the third and the game all but gone).

    For Detroit's first, though, I'd love to know why Darren Helm was allowed to stand completely unmolested in front of Fleury for several seconds-enough time for Jonathan Ericsson's bullet of a shot to be aimed, fired and travel past him and leave the Pens nettie no chance of seeing it in time to react...surely, come playoff time, that guy gets moved, if not flattened (and curse the new NHL rules for making bruising battles in front of the net almost a thing of the past).

    On the plus side...there are moments where the Wings look suspect. If they keep presenting Geno with presents of breakaways then one day, Osgood will not save them. The longer Crosby's held scoreless, the more motivated he'll be. Although obviously every Pens fan hopes that this streak will end (much) sooner rather than later.

    More positives-Pepper Osgood and the puck will go by-particularly if players such as Guerin (although some sources say he's carrying an injury-oh, good) Talbot, Staal, Adams and the like are willing to get involved in the brutal trench-warfare in front of him (what I'd give for Tomas Holmstrom to be on the opposite side to the one he's on-he's the epitome of what the Pens need right now)-indeed, the only Pens goal in game two came after seemingly every player on the ice bar Geno thought "sod it, we're crashing the net..." and we saw a proper playoff hockey goal-uglier than the thought of this lady sitting on your face while performing her party piece, but oh so needed...

    The Pens need a few more of those in games 3 and 4...it's going to the Mellon now...and if the Wings can win one of two there, followed by one at home (or, God forbid, earn a sweep with two) then they've well and truly have earned the Cup. Pens win both and suddenly, it's a whole different series...

    First, though, they have to get some offence...



    Sid and Malkin have to start firing sometime...please god, let it be Tuesday...

    Sunday, 31 May 2009

    Cup Fever: Game One

    "Now peel back his skin dear, peel back his skin
    And he'll just smile....
    But he's only smiling to deny the pain
    And he's only smiling
    And I bet you love this, don't you?"
    Fear Before the March of Flames: "On the Bright Side, She Could Choke..."

    I'm fast coming to despise Darren Helm with every fibre and sinew of my being, because the Red Wing currently filling the role of "young player who becomes a star from nowhere in the playoffs" this season is terrifying. Not because he's a league superstar who can win games by himself (well, yet) but because he's just so good at his assigned role.

    But my hatred for him is nothing compared to the hatred I now have for inanimate objects in Detroit-or one set of them in particular. You may be wondering whether I'm in full control of my mind at this point, but bear with me.

    It's the boards at the Joe Louis.

    The Red Wings won game 1 3-1 last night, and two of the three were a direct result of strange bounces off the boards behind Marc-Andre Fleury's net...including the opening one of the finals. Brad Stuart's shot went wide by several feet, but bounced back harder than a well-aimed pass, and the back of Fleury's thigh did the rest. Franzen's second...that wasn't a shot so much as an instinctive hack at a puck which had again rebounded strangely...it went in off Fleury again, while Abdelkader's winner also had a slight element of luck in the way the puck rebounds straight up off Fleury's pads from the initial shot. Nicely pulled down and finished, though, I'll give him that.

    Saying that, the good luck in Detroit must all have gone to the Wings...I mean, this is a typical street scene in Red Wings Nation...

    This means, then, that we go into game 2 today with the Finals already at a crossroads. The Penguins win, and it's back where we were going back to the Mellon Arena. The Wings win, and suddenly there's a big, big problem...

    But I shall quote my facebook status in saying that winning one from seven is a lot easier than three in six, especially when you're a) having to win at least one of them away from home unless you want to go all the way to the lottery that is Game Seven, and b) you won't have the friendly boards of the Joe for at least two of them. If the Pens can win game two, then it's simply a case of holding serve at home-something which they've done pretty damn well in the playoffs up to now, losing only twice at the Igloo.

    Oh yeah...and the reason Crosby is the face of the NHL? It may have something to do with the fact that he's the best in the NHL, plus, for a combination of reasons, he's considered media gold by the league, at least in terms of selling the game to your average suburban American family...
    Plus, he probably makes better chili than Chris Chelios does.

    Quick thought...Brooks Orpik, we need more of this side of you. Preferably on Marian Hossa, if at all possible. However, if you could arrange a few to be on Henrik Zetterberg (who has more ice-time than Crosby but scores less despite most of Michigan wanting to have his firstborn, still. Yes, even the men. Maybe it's the playoff beard) then that would be nice...

    Nicklas Kronwall...continue as you are. None of your famous big hits, and leaving Feds wide open to score the Pens solitary goal. Keep going, superstar...

    With 14.2857142 percent of the Finals gone (yes, I looked it up), the Red Wings have the advantage. But the Pens nick one tonight, and suddenly things look very different.

    The March of the Penguins has suffered a slight detour. But there is little, as yet, to worry about...whatever those in Detroit would have you think.

    Friday, 29 May 2009

    Cup Fever: Random Thoughts...

    I tried to keep quiet until game time. I really, really did. Then Red Wings Nation (or at least the British blog representatives of it) put their reasons why the Wings will win the Cup. And in doing so perpetrated the falsehood that every non-Pen uses as their foundation argument to why the Steel City ain't getting a visit from Lord Stanley this year.

    The "you've only got two players" argument...

    Which on numbers of goals alone, is just about arguable (although I fail to see how a team which ices its top forward and best player, Henrik Zetterberg, even more than the Pens ice Sid the Kid and its second-and-third best players, Franzen and Datsyuk, for round about the same time as Malkin can complain about double-shifting superstars-especially when they ice Nick Lidstrom longer than the Pens ice Sergei Gonchar). However, given that the Red Wings would give their eye-teeth to have one, never mind both, that smacks of sheer jealousy. After all, this is a team relying on a starting goalie who let Fedor Tyutin (Fedor Tyutin!) do this earlier in the season...But hey, if you want to forget Sykora, Satan, Guerin, Fedotenko, Staal and company and focus all your efforts on stopping two players, then fair enough. After all...what's the worst that could happen? It's not like Feds has ever scored an important goal or anything...

    Oh, wait...

    It can't be denied that the Wings are a damn good hockey team with a huge amount of depth. But the Pens, this time out, are younger, hungrier and (Darren Helm excepted) as fast if not faster, player-for-player. But can you really see a 39-year-old who's just come off an injury as the ideal counter for Crosby, even if he's won six Norris Trophies?

    Nick Lidstrom will play game one after finally recovering from an injury which saw him miss most of the Conference Finals...and Chris Kunitz, hopefully, will duly give him the same treatment he gave Kimmo Timonen. Certainly this would seem to make sense...last season it was the Wings who put the hits in early in the Finals, and we all know what happened there...

    There's also been a claim over "the other side" that Crosby and Malkin have something of a "bromance" going on. I see your Crosby and Malkin, Matt, and raise you Draper and Osgood. Is that what they mean when they say he's got a "quick glove-hand?"

    The clock is ticking...next post after Game One...

    Thursday, 28 May 2009

    A Declaration of War...

    "So pick your friends out
    I'll take my place and you'll take yours
    Load your guns up...
    Cause now I'm ready for your war..."
    Hadouken!: "Declaration of War"

    For the latest from the EIHL, have a gander at the post below this one (Arrivals and Departures)...this one is all NHL.

    As for the somewhat antagonistic lyrics opening...don't worry, I'm not going all Dubya on you...let me explain...

    You may have noticed, or at least formed the opinion, that I'm something of a Pittsburgh Penguins fan. This, in recent hockey terms, was the equivalent of being a six-stone-weakling in a maximum-security prison for the first year or two of my hockey-watching life, right up to the point where one of the greatest talents ever to strap on a pair of skates fell into the Steel City's lap, thanks to a bit of luck in the 2004 and 2005 entry drafts...the seasons were grim but with first Evgeni Malkin and then Sidney Crosby arriving, things have got better and better...and us Pens fans have enjoyed every minute of it (and if you don't know who Crosby and Malkin are, then let me show you)...

    Evgeni Malkin...

    Sidney Crosby

    Anyway...this presents me with something of a quandary, as my good friends Matt and Becky, over at Five Minute Major, are (and don't hold this against them) fans of the Detroit Red Wings, who beat the Pens to the Stanley Cup last year, and are the only obstacle in the way of my team's charge to the Cup again this year, with the finals starting this Saturday, May 30th.

    Well, at least Matt is. Becky is first and foremost an Edmonton fan, and thus is well-prepared for being the experience of being on the losing side in a 21st-century Stanley Cup Final...to Carolina, no less...although given the history of the Oilers, not too-well prepared...

    And so, naturally, war has been declared-in true hockey tradition, the Breakaway and Five Minute Major, while being good friends away from the ice, will now engage in verbal combat throughout the Stanley Cup Finals, with Matt and Becky cheering for the Red Wings, and me advancing the cause of the Pens. There will be taunting, there will be jokes, there will be below-the-belt pop-culture references, and at the end, one blog will earn the right to claim their team are the better...

    And naturally, you lot out there can follow every sledge, every dig and every obscure joke for your own entertainment...

    And it starts now...the gloves, from this point, are off...I shall preface every post relating to the duel with an appropriate catchy title, as soon as I or FMJ (or even you lot out there) think of it, but for now...let's consider just why the Pens will emerge victorious...

    "
    Heads I win, tails you lose
    out of my way I'm coming through
    roll the dice don't think twice...
    and we crush...crush 'em"
    Megadeth: "Crush 'Em"


    Chris Kunitz, Sidney Crosby, Bill Guerin, Sergei Gonchar, Brooks Orpik, Marc-Andre Fleury. That's the starting line of the 2008/09 Pittsburgh Penguins. Two of the best power forwards in the NHL, one of the best goalies to come out of Quebec since some bloke named Patrick Roy, a lethal offensive defenseman, and a stay-at-home d-man who, some say, can cause an opposition forward to wet himself just by a raised eyebrow. Oh, and the best player to strap on a pair of skates since Wayne Gretzky, too. You can talk about the likes of Zetterberg, Datsyuk and Lidstrom all you like, but they aren't Sidney Crosby. And thus, they pale in comparison.

    And then we have the rest of the roster. Evgeni Malkin, who, by the way, is like Alex Ovechkin, only even better. Jordan Staal-the best young forward in the NHL who isn't Crosby, Ovechkin or Malkin (Hang on-did someone say "Darren Helm"? Who's he?...). And a supporting cast including Petr Sykora and Ruslan Fedotenko, both Cup winners already...it's a murderer's row of forwards. Including two of the top five scorers in the NHL this season.

    On defence-Kris Letang and the monster that is Hal Gill. This is a team that has a third line that can (and has) beaten many first lines...mainly because it has Miroslav Satan (a career NHL top-liner with over 350 goals) on it...simply because there was no space for him anywhere else.

    Sure, you will say that the Red Wings and their loaded team came out on top last season. But that was last season. Even many Pens fans thought that team was a year too early.

    This time round, though...there's a firm belief that the March of the Penguins will not be stopped. Especially not by a team whose best d-men are 47, 39, and 35, has the league's third-best Russian as their superstar, and is growing old faster and becoming more boring and over-praised than Susan Boyle (if you're not British, look her up)...

    I predict Pens in six. Or more likely seven...

    And no superstition about touching a conference trophy, never mind Chris Osgood and friends, can change that result...

    Let's go Pens!

    Arrivals and Departures

    "tick, tick, tick, tick, on the watch, and life's too short for it to stop
    Oh baby, your time is running out..."
    La Roux: "Bulletproof"

    I know...it's been a bit of a while...but then again, just rounding up the signings is a bit mundane, so I thought I'd wait until we actually had a decent amount of news. And after ten days since the last round up, we do...

    Bracknell survive, Telford die...: Well, technically the Tigers are still alive, with the new owners taking a year out to consolidate, but the EPL still loses its westernmost team while one of the marquee names hangs on by the skin of its teeth. No one said a summer in British hockey was easy...

    On to the signings, now...we've said far too much about the negative aspects of British hockey this summer...

    Mike Berry and Todd Griffith to Newcastle:
    The Vipers signings so far this off-season have been a statement of intent-they're moving away from the big bruisers to those who can stick up for themselves but also use speed and brains as well as muscle to put the puck in the net. Todd Griffith is known to the EIHL after his stint in Newcastle last season as a useful (and skilful) forward, equal parts sniper and pest, and Berry looks much the same judging by his size (5'11, 180lbs) and scoring record (15+24 in the ECHL last season for 39 points). With Andre Payette returning to handle the glove-dropping duties also, the Vipers are clearly building a team of human sandpaper aimed at grinding teams down through constant pressure and no mean amount of skill-which, if blended properly, is a very strong brew for this league indeed...


    Jeff Legue and Jason Hewitt to Sheffield: Meanwhile, the Steelers continue their philosophy of evolution over revolution-indeed no player who didn't play for the Steelers last season is confirmed as signing for them yet, although the goalie at least may well be new to these shores after Jody Lehman's departure for Denmark. Hewitt is a very good defensive forward (and British to boot) while Legue is one of the quickest and most dangerous forwards in the league-he and Joey Talbot head the Steelers attack once again, although there could still be a new star import forward to come...

    Pavel Gomenyuk back to Hull: These re-signings, while not the most exciting, have all been very good ones up until now, and the Stingrays' returning d-man is no exception. He's not the most skilful in the league, but deceptively good in this league...rarely noticed by the fans but a key part of his team nevertheless, as he has been throughout his time at Hull and Newcastle...

    Mathias Soderstrom to Coventry:...and continuing on such a theme, the Swedish d-man and one of the Blaze's best-loved players ever returns to the Skydome for another season. Like Gomenyuk, his impact on the team is rarely noticed, with many in the Blaze fan-base picking him out as the weak spot of the Blaze defence thus far. Unfairly. He'll never light up the scoring charts but "Matty" will once again be a welcome presence on the blue-line in the West Midlands.

    Mark Garside returns to Edinburgh:...and with it, earns himself some serious pluses in the "loyalty" column...the young Glaswegian has developed into one of the top British forwards in the league over the past season or two, and can be expected to continue his meteoric rise next season...

    Dominic D'Amour to Nottingham: A new-to-the-UK signing, finally! Linked with the Blaze last season, the 6'2, 221lb Quebecer is the player the Panthers hope will be their Steve Munn-an intimidating physical force who can chip in at the offensive end where needed, but will always take care of his own end. And make it an extremely unfriendly place for opposition forwards to visit...Well, that's the theory...

    There you go...that's the EIHL news...check above if you haven't already for a declaration of war (of words)...and keep keeping your eye on the puck...


    Tuesday, 26 May 2009

    Still Alive...

    Hey all...

    I know I've been quiet for a week now, but at some point tonight there should be a posting summing up the past weeks' happenings in British hockey...just been busy with work etc...

    Wednesday, 20 May 2009

    Tuesdays with Peter-In Conversation with Peter Hirsch

    "There's talk on the street; it sounds so familiar
    Great expectations, everybody's watching you"
    The Eagles: "New Kid In Town"


    Tuesday evening was a big night in Coventry, as Danish international Peter Hirsch, arguably one of the biggest new signings of this season's EIHL, met the fans at a packed Crosby's Sports Bar, the new Blaze venture at the Skydome. The Breakaway was of course there in the crowd, and was lucky enough to be given some quality time in conversation with the Blaze's new starting goalie, on topics ranging from what attracted him to Coventry to what it feels like to face Sidney Crosby. Here's what transpired-italics are quotes, non-italics are my additions:

    First of all, I asked Peter what had attracted him to Coventry. It appears that an ex-Blaze favourite was key in influencing his decision:

    "I was looking to come over here at Christmas (Hirsch was rumoured to be coming in as a replacement for JF Perras) but my club stopped that. But I'd spoken a lot to Neal Martin (ex-Coventry and Hirsch's team-mate at Aalborg last season) about coming to the EIHL and he'd told me about the organisation, Paul Thompson and the fans, and said nothing but good things about them...the more he spoke to me about it, the more I thought "let's do this". And so here I am"

    I then asked the quietly-spoken Hirsch if he was surprised by his welcome, and knew about the excitement his signing had caused..."I didn't know what to expect-I'm surprised by how many people are here, but in a good way...the fans really seem to care about their club and it's nice to see so many people come to welcome me."

    The welcome may have surprised him, but it didn't show-during our conversation there was a constant stream of fans coming up to him to wish him well, say hello or just have a few words-he took the time to speak to all of them equally and left every fan with a smile on their face at the end of the conversation, however brief.

    The next question covered his hopes for the season, and also asked if the high expectations and excitement of Blaze fans left him feeling under any pressure. His answer was unequivocal: "I hope to have as good a season as I can in goal and help the team in any way I can-I want to win, just like the fans do."


    As for his outlook on bad games? It appears that the man himself is far more critical of himself then even the most rabid fan:

    "Oh, I hate them. If I have a bad game then I spend a long time thinking about it-it's a long night in my house if we lose! But I try my best to avoid that."

    Goalies are being known for being the most superstitious among hockey-players, and with many, their number is of crucial importance. Hirsch will wear eighty-four on his back this season after wearing 31 throughout his career, so what's the story behind the number change-to such a "non-goalie" number too?

    "There isn't any reason for picking 84-I'd worn 31 since I was about 15, but last season I had quite a bad year, and so when they asked me what number I wanted this season, I just picked the first one that came into my head-it was like I was having a new start in a new country, so the number-change came out of that, and 84 just seemed nice and far away from 31. Plus, I should be the only player in the league wearing 84, I think!"

    There you go...that's simple enough. No conspiracy theories here...

    Given that Hirsch has been on the other side against Blaze before, and there are several players remaining from that Continental Cup team in 2007/08, I asked him what his impressions were of British hockey thus far:

    "In Denmark, we know nothing about British hockey-but the Blaze were much better than we expected-they were fast, good shots, and we had to play very hard to beat them."

    Encouragingly for Blaze fans, Hirsch is not a goalie who likes an easy life...

    "One thing I notice from looking at the game reports-most games you face 30, 40 shots. I'm not a guy who likes to spend 17 minutes waiting for his first shot-I like to always be in the action, making saves."

    This led to another question-are you the kind of goalie who likes to play the puck or will you freeze it whenever you can?

    "I do whatever the defence tells me-if they say put it in the corner, I put it in the corner, if they say freeze it, I freeze it...I just do whatever has to be done to stop the other team scoring."

    That's not to say he's a passive goalie who lets his defence dictate his play, though..."If I think they're not doing stuff that'll help me, then I'll let them know very quickly."

    The topic then moved on to British fans...Hirsch is complimentary about his new home rink:

    "It (the Skydome) is a nice place-it's not like Aalborg, but that was a brand new arena so nowhere is-it's going to be a fun place to play hockey"

    One of the Skydome's foibles, due to the seating arrangements, is that it's the only rink where the home goalie spends two periods in front of the away fans. Given that he's played in some pretty passionate atmospheres, and the EIHL rinks often get noisy with fans baiting the opposition goalies, how does he deal with the crowd?

    "The worst thing is when you hear your own fans shouting bad stuff at you-that gets into your head sometimes. Away fans, though...I love it. The more shouting, the better-I just play harder."

    He pauses, and then smiles wickedly, before adding...

    ...and if I make a great save, I'll let them know about it."

    Hirsch's pedigree is unquestionable-in his international career he's played against some of the top players and teams in the world, beating the US and drawing with Canada-what's it like facing superstars like Sidney Crosby?

    "There are three parts to it-before the game, during the game and after the game. Before the game you're like "wow, Dany Heatley..." or "wow, Sidney Crosby" and it's always in your head. During the game, you don't think about it-you're just trying to stop the puck, or (and here we see the man's sense of humour as he makes a rueful stick-sweeping motion) pull it out of your net"

    But surely you notice these superstars during the game?

    "You can't. One time, when Denmark played Canada, Sidney Crosby was playing for them, and he scored a hat-trick past me. After the game I was sat in the locker room and said "That Crosby guy didn't do much". My team-mates looked at me amazed and said "Peter, he scored a hat-trick!" I didn't even know..."

    What about beating the US and drawing with Canada-surely that must have been a great night:

    "The US game was good, but that game against Canada I was angry because I thought I had a bad game and we should have won (at this point, my eyebrows are raised very high indeed in surprise) ...I was sat in the changing room being angry with myself even though everyone else was happy..."

    With standards that are that high, Hirsch will doubtless become a favourite with the demanding Skydome faithful...

    For my last question, I asked the Dane what his thoughts were about playing in the coming season, and for his first impressions of the team-mates he'll be playing with. His response was instant...

    "I can't wait. I'm really excited-the team looks really good-the guys I've met so far are really friendly, the fans seem like a great crowd. I can't wait to skate out on the ice in front of them in September...".

    Hirsch may be excited, but you can almost guarantee the people he'll be playing front of come September are even more so...with a pedigree from the top Scandinavian leagues and the highest level of international competition, there's no denying the friendly Dane will be one of, if not the best goalie in the EIHL next season. I came away from my chat with him convinced that the league has found a new star goalie to rank with the likes of Christian Bronsard, Jody Lehman and Andrew Verner-and the man himself will quickly become a huge Blaze fan favourite...as well as a focus of envy for those of other teams...

    That's your interview, with many thanks to Peter and the Blaze for their time in both setting it up and answering the questions...we'll be back in a few days for another look at off-season happenings in the EIHL, as well as the latest updates on the Bracknell Bees' fight for survival...

    Keep keeping your eye on the puck...

    Star-Struck...

    Hi all,

    Just to let you all know, last night the Breakaway was lucky enough to get an interview with Peter Hirsch, Coventry Blaze's new goalie, on his first visit to the Skydome. That interview should, all being well, appear round about 6pm this evening.

    Feel free to tell your friends...and keep keeping your eye on the puck...

    Tuesday, 19 May 2009

    Bought and Paid For Tuesday Thoughts...

    "We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
    And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
    All this time you were pretending
    So much for my happy ending"

    Avril Lavigne: "My Happy Ending"

    It's been nearly a week...I did warn you that the Breakaway was off on HBST (that's Hockey Blog Summer Time, for those of you unfamiliar with it)...but it's been a fairly interesting few days...with, as everywhere else, money and/or the lack of itbeing a dominant topic in the British hockey world.

    In the funding race, the clock is everyone's opponent: Remember I've been hinting over the past week or two about problems in the EPL? Bracknell are still in negotiations, although there has been (as is usual when teams are in danger of going under) a massive response to funding appeals, with 20k being raised...There is better news in Romford, meanwhile, as it appears that there will now be a team of some description on the ice next season in Essex.

    However, it amazes me that every off-season sees teams (at both EPL and EIHL level) circling the drain and appealing for help, yet there's still a chase towards more and more spending, seemingly...and on that topic.

    Talk is cheap. Success? That means chucking money...and not getting told off for it: Remember the "brave new world" of the EIHL? I'm sure you do, given that it was barely a month ago that we were all being told that from now on, there'd be heavily-policed wage-caps. Looking at the signings so far, one would find that slightly hard to believe. Speaking of which-let's look at them...

    Hull sign the Mitchells: Young winger Lee returns for another season at Hull after cementing his place as one of the best young British prospects last season, while his brother Craig joins from Edinburgh to strengthen the Stingrays d after a fairly impressive debut season for the Caps...

    Panthers re-sign the Lion...: Sean McAslan has returned to Nottingham from Denmark, to much rejoicing in the Lace City. As one of the best forwards in the league last time out, he's going to be a key part of their goalscoring force, if not the leader. Especially with both Johan Molin and Brendan Cook departing to Sweden and the CHL respectively...

    ...the Witch...: Danny Meyers also returns to Nottingham-although many Panthers fans think he must have cast some sort of spell on Corey Neilson in order to do so...

    ...and the Wardrobe:
    Nottingham have now signed their starting goalie to complete their announcements thus far-and at 6'3 and 220lbs, Kevin St.Pierre ain't exactly small...however, according to Blaze's Danny Stewart, who played with him at Fort Wayne Komets of the UHL before coming to the UK, he's a very good goalie at this level, and surprisingly mobile for his size. However, I would counter that with this: he was dropped last season in favour of none other than Davis Parley. Those of you who saw Parley play for Nottingham may sense that this is not exactly a recommendation-however, we shall see. Certainly, he's not one who will let the defencemen protect him when he can do it himself.
    It does seem, though, that he can throw himself around in a good way when required too...

    Fun with Pronunciation, EIHL style: The first "oh God, how do we say that" signing of the season has gone to Newcastle, with Jason Tejchma joining Newcastle...judging by his stats, it appears the Vipers may actually be signing someone who puts scoring ahead of the odd scrap...

    And now on to the rumours...

    Derek Campbell (Vipers variety) to Coventry: Is it just me who thinks that the player every Blaze fan loves to hate would be a perfect foil for Carlson and Calder-his reputation may have been unjustly damaged by the style of play in Newcastle, where he was a plain irritant-but in Manchester the Ontarian earned himself 67 points as well as 190 PiM's...Blaze fans, ignore what you've seen in Newcastle, cause you may have just found a diamond in the rough...

    Continuing with Blaze rumours...sources within the club have leaked what would seemingly be the whole team-so here's your Blaze roster (rumoured) for next season...let's see how close it is...

    Peter Hirsch
    Tom Murdy

    Jon Weaver
    Kevin Bolibruck (ex-Sheffield)
    Samy Nasreddine (or Neal Martin, depending on who you talk to)
    Jason Robinson
    Ben O'Connor
    Matty Soderstrom (possibly)

    Derek Campbell
    Adam Calder
    Dan Carlson

    Luke Fulghum
    Greg Owen
    Greg Chambers

    Danny Stewart
    Tom Watkins
    Russ Cowley

    That will do me...

    And there's your Tuesday round-up-keep keeping your eye on the puck...

    Tuesday, 12 May 2009

    Tuesday Factual Frolics...

    "So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus
    In case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?
    (Let's pick up, pick up)"
    Panic At The Disco: "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"

    And back we come to factual matters, after yesterday's excursions off into the realms of nostalgia...let's have a look what's going on the the EIHL so far this week...

    Greg Wood from Coventry to Manchester: The Phoenix are very lucky...Wood was almost criminally under-used at times last season in the opinion of many Blaze fans after an excellent breakout season in Basingstoke the year before, and will only get better at EPL level...

    Patrick Bateman to Belfast: The Giants continue their policy of signing new imports to the country, bringing in this 27-year-old winger from Gwinnett Gladiators of the ECHL to replace Bobby Robins, who's apparently disappearing off to Denmark. He's not bad, judging by his stats from last season...

    In related news, the Steelers also had the chance to sign Alex Ovechkin, but decided that Brad Cruikshank could fill the role instead: The latest bit of PR coming out of Sheffield has them turning down Andre Payette in favour of Brad Cruikshank. Which makes sense on a hockey level...but you wonder why they're running around telling people "well, here's this guy who we could have had but didn't". It's like me saying "well, I could have had Angelina Jolie as a girlfriend, but for the fact that there's no chance in hell she'd go out with me...". It just seems a completely pointless press release...although it does link Payette with both Hull and Edinburgh...

    Speaking of which...perhaps not pointless but more just amusing...the Steelers have joined the Blaze this season in immediately following a signing with several more press releases of current players telling everyone how great the signings are...although they've perhaps released a classic of unintentional comedy with Jon Phillips' reaction to Cruikshank's return. At first glance all is well and makes sense, right up to when Phillips says this...

    ""Some clubs just look for a big guy who is tough, they forget that over here you have to be able to skate and play as well. That's where we had the advantage on so many teams last year"

    Erm...Jon...that makes sense, but your team willingly paid money to Andrew Sharp last year. Was that just a memory lapse on their part?

    Trevor Koenig to Nottingham. Or Sheffield: This is fun...depending on who you believe Trevor Koenig is on his way back from Denmark to either Steelers or Panthers...the theory is that the Steelers have leaked that he's a Panthers target in order that they can then gloat when he becomes a Steeler...

    Can we not just have Dave Simms and Gary Moran find a spot on the wall of a neutral venue somewhere, take aim and see whose...erm...liquid waste is projected further up the wall at the beginning of the off-season, and just say that the winner's team is better for the duration of that off-season? All this one-upmanship is getting tiring, and it isn't even June yet.

    Luke Fulghum and Jason Robinson to Coventry: This is a growing rumour round here-he'd appear to fit perfectly on a line with Adam Calder and Dan Carlson, and after thirty-four goals last season, there's no doubting the 6', 196lb Colorado Springs native would fit in very nicely on the wing...
    Meanwhile, Jason Robinson is also linked with the Blaze as they revamp their defence...the ex-Racer, Viper and Steeler has spent this season in the IHL in America, but would seem to be in the mould of "big, stay-at-home and proven in the EIHL" that the Blaze lacked so sorely last season...

    Meanwhile, in the EPL: Telford, Romford and Bracknell are, as medical slang has it, "circling the drain"...they're all still in desperate need of funding and May 15th is the deadline for committing to competing in the league-this one is worth keeping an eye on for the rest of this week...

    There you go..that's a quick look round the British hockey world for a Tuesday...

    Monday, 11 May 2009

    Haunted, or Ghosts of Seasons Past

    A quick heads-up...if you're looking for factual stuff or rumours, that lot will come tomorrow. Today sees me getting in touch with my inner Jack Falla (if you're a hockey fan and you haven't read "Home Ice" or "Open Ice" yet, then you really should)-although there is a Summer Hockey Watch at the bottom for those who crave on-ice action...

    "And if you have to leave
    I wish that you would just leave
    'Cause your presence still lingers here
    And it won't leave me alone..."

    Evanescence: "My Immortal"

    "In a world where you are possible,
    my love,
    nothing can go wrong for us."

    Frank O'Hara: "Taxicab Song"

    Ice-rinks, if you look hard enough, are full of ghosts. The banners commemorating past triumphs and (sometimes) dead teams hanging in the rooftops, occasionally stirring when capricious breezes, which the romantics amongst us would say are caused by the spirits of skaters long-gone passing by, swirl around the rafters. Walk into an empty changing room at any time of the day or night, and if you've got an especially sensitive nose you can smell the many, many kitbags that have passed through the door-the sweat seems to soak into the walls, so that if the light catches them right you can almost see the sheen of many layers of steam and sweat on them. If you've got especially sensitive hearing, or you're the last one left in there after your team-mates have departed, the silence seems full of echoes of the joy, sadness and everything-in-between of every other player who's ever shared that bench with you...just occasionally, you can hear them.

    And then there's the eerie experience of sitting in an empty rink after the last competitive game you know you'll attend of a season, whichever team it is that shuts the rink down for the summer. This time round, the game was the women's match between Coventry Phoenix and Peterborough Penguins, played in front of about fifteen people (a match report of which will appear later in the column), but still no less a game for the lack of spectators. After the final buzzer, and the players' departures, the Skydome went dark as the lights were turned off for the public disco session following afterwards, and the ice sat, shimmering whitely in the darkness.

    In the real world, current chart hits began pumping out of the speakers at far too loud a volume, and the ice was quiet for only a few seconds before the first of the Saturday night crowd stepped on and the disco lights began tracing their patterns...

    But for me, packing away the music box in the stands, in that few seconds and for several more beyond, the ghosts performed again, as they do every season.

    The sounds coming through the air were not the vocal stylings of some American teenager, but the roar of hundreds of hockey fans, with the bass note of a goal horn. On the ice, championships were won and lost, goals were scored, players laughed, yelled and cried, and history repeated itself again and again...as those ghosts that inhabit the Skydome raged, raged, once again, against the dying of the hockey season's light.

    And then, reality intruded again as Britney (or it may have been Beyoncé) warbled over the speakers with redoubled force. This was it.

    See you next season.

    There may be sadder combinations of four words in the English language, but few, for those of us who are sometimes called "rink-rats", are laden with such a mixture of sadness and hope...

    Sadness because, from the time the first puck drops every year, we know the moment where the ghosts rage is coming, and we're powerless to stop these four words of farewell being uttered once again to friends, team-mates, and acquaintances everywhere, and that there will be several months when part of your life and many familiar faces will simply disappear from view.

    But the hope is always there, burning, with the knowledge that these four words aren't a farewell, so much as an "auf Wiedersehen"-when uttered, they're less words of parting, and more a promise that sometime soon, the rink will not be a cold place where hockey is played only by the spirits-and you and the addressee will be there as the ice is once again used for the purpose it's designed for-making dreams come true and memories that will last long after the last goal-light goes out, and even the ghosts cease to play.

    And it's this yearly cycle and the moments like this within which give every building in which hockey is played its soul, and contributes to making this sport of ours the greatest one on earth...

    Summer Hockey Watch

    And now, as promised, a brief report on the game mentioned above...there may be some problems with the orders of the scorers given that I'm having to run off memory thanks to my pen running out...

    Coventry Phoenix 5, Peterborough Penguins 0 (English Womens Div 1 (Midlands)

    Technically, the Phoenix could still finish second in the division, although given that their winning margin would have to be 51 goals or more in order to do so, the game was played in the manner of a typical dead-rubber end-of-season encounter, but was no less entertaining for that. The home side quickly established the pattern of the game, with the Phoenix forwards setting up camp around Mandy Ferleyko's net despite the best efforts of the Penguins to clear the puck-indeed, the opening period saw the line of Jenny Adams-Hannah-Maurice-Sarah Powell continue right where they'd left off the week before, Powell finding a gap under Ferleyko's pads after three minutes to open the scoring off after her two linemates combined to work her some space. The Phoenix pressure was relentless, with Tam Donoghue enjoying a restful afternoon compared to her Penguins counterpart-she and the Phoenix defensive unit were dealing comfortably with the few Penguins attacks while Ferleyko was channeling Gandalf at the other end in stopping 21 of 23 shots in the period, although she was eventually beaten by Rosie Adey to leave the score 2-0 at the end of the first.

    The second period saw more of the same-both Phoenix forward lines, freed somewhat from their defensive responsibilities by the calm play of those behind them, went straight for the jugular, although Ferleyko and her defence put up stern resistance once again. However, a speculative shot from Adams found the smallest of gaps in the wall and crept through almost un-noticed-indeed the puck sat just over the line for a few seconds before Maurice made doubly sure-an action which probably contributed to her being awarded the goal on the game sheet. This was the only goal of the period as the Penguins defended tightly and came close to scoring themselves through Laura Batchelor...

    Into the third, and the game seemed to run out of momentum as the season of both teams ended not with a bang, but rather by simply fading away into the ether. That's not to say that the effort wasn't there, or that the two Phoenix goals, scored by Hannah Southam and (I believe-apologies if I'm wrong) Adey again weren't well taken, but the end-of-term-ness of the game was perhaps best summed up by the Phoenix putting all five defenders on the ice as a line for the last ninety seconds in an attempt to get one of them a goal...an attempt which succeeded just too late as Hannah Bridges got the final touch in a scramble just after the clock ran down...

    There you go...that's a decent mixture of philosophy and on-ice-action for a Monday afternoon-

    Next time (tomorrow or Wednesday) we'll take a look at the latest rumours flying around and react to any signings...keep keeping your eye on the puck...