we are the monsters (monsters)
underneath your bed"
Matchbook Romance: "Monsters"
Now the regular season has officially begun, a few home truths have landed already as all the foibles that are hidden during the bright, glittery performances of the pre-season-and several of the teams haven't even played yet...so let's have a few reflections on the opening season as we look back at the opening weekend of the 2009/10 season proper...it might be a bit shorter than usual due to there only being six-games...
Chicken Little is a Coventry native: Saturday night's win against the Steelers thanks to a Greg Owen hat-trick saw the pre-season optimism in the West Midlands rise to ever greater heights, and going two-nil up against Nottingham inside ten minutes (including an absolutely horrific error from Kevin St Pierre for the second, in front of the Sky cameras as well-watch the coverage on Friday night for just how bad) only fuelled it even more. The four unanswered goals from Nottingham, on the other hand, punctured it like the last forlorn beach-ball of summer being popped with a pin. Even Adam Calder's crisp finish with two minutes to go didn't really help things much, and as the Panthers fans, travelling in some force due to the fact that they haven't become ridiculously bitter and disillusioned with their team yet this season, celebrated wildly at the sight of an empy netter, the moans were already beginning. "No defence. Toothless third line. Lack of effort...Help! The sky is falling. THE SKY IS FALLING!"
Even milk left out in the desert heat doesn't turn as quickly as some in the Skydome crowd. You get the sense that this team may be the kind that has Blaze fans doing so many U-turns they'll make themselves dizzy...
How to (apparently) win friends and influence people, Sean McMorrow style: Much has been written over the summer over Sean McMorrow, the Giants' new enforcer-but surely he must be the first player to actually (or hopefully, otherwise he really is stupider than even his most violent critics would give him credit for) attract an imposter on Facebook. A Sean McMorrow facebook page bearing his picture reportedly bore a status this morning of "Belfast suck ass, Nottingham are going to own the league this season" and continued with derogatory references to team-mate Mark Morrison. Given both the poor grammar and the poor spelling on this, it appears this is a (very, very) bad attempt to discredit him...although nice to see that the Panthers fans are, seemingly, not all the highly moral, upstanding bunch who can be found complaining at length on the Cage Forum about the behaviour of opposition fans. Usually after they've lost, or visited Coventry, for whom they reserve hatred even beyond that of Sheffield...
Meanwhile, on the ice: The Giants won one, lost one, being brushed aside by Nottingham on Saturday before squeaking past Hull on Sunday night...and have provoked Dave Simms, who saw neither game, to pipe up already that they have no chance of winning anything due to having a British goalie. I'm not sure the Giants should be written off just yet...
Snake-bite. Now not just a way to ruin Guinness:...but a headline that may be used more than once to describe a Vipers game. They beat Cardiff 5-4 on Saturday night, with Jason Tejchma having a dream debut and scoring twice, David Longstaff getting two more and Matej Kralj also getting off to a fine start in Vipers colours, continuing his run of scoring against every English team he's ever played against. The Devils contributed fully to the game themselves, but were just squeezed out...We'll see whether this one is a false dawn or not as the season progresses.
Panthers...well, they've started well at least...: No-one can deny that Nottingham looked very good indeed this weekend...against Coventry they took the early punches, blinked, and then went throught the Blaze time and again like a hot knife through butter. Many, many times. Marty Gascon in particular quietly stood out amongst the bells and whistles of his more illustrious team-mates, and could be one to watch throughout the rest of the season...
There you go...that's a streamlined view of the streamline opening weekend...
