But the reality is,
I'm getting away with murder"
Sheffield v Belfast: For fear of being compared to Dave Simms, I'm not going to use the "clash of the titans" angle on this double-header...however, it can't be denied that these two teams will expect to be challenging for the title come April. For that reason, games like this take on a special importance this early in the season-no matter what the competition, the psychological boost that can be gained by beating one of your major rivals is valuable whatever point in the season it comes-a four-point weekend for either of these teams will go a long way to reducing any apprehension they may feel playing the other, as well as putting doubt into the minds of their vanquished opponents...
SATURDAYNottingham v Coventry: Speaking of doubt-the Blaze will be heading to Nottingham in a combative frame of mind, looking to avenge the loss at the Skydome last Sunday-they need to bounce back quickly otherwise, even this early in the season, the whispers will begin among the Skydome crowd. Nottingham, meanwhile, are on something of a run at the moment and will be hoping that their four-pointer last weekend can be built on in front of their home crowd-beating two of your major rivals, one of them twice, in the space of a week has to be a good way to start the season and stop the butterflies...
SUNDAY
Newcastle v Nottingham: This game, meanwhile, is one that has traditionally been exactly the type of game the Panthers will stumble in. The Vipers are a different team to any that have previously come out of the Geordie homeland in the past few years, and the question is whether Nottingham (who somehow rehabilitated Michel Robinson's career last season) can win these games as well as the big ones-something which has held them back in recent seasons. This game won't go a long way to finding out, but if they win it may allay a few more of the doubts among the more cynical of the Nottingham faithful...
And there's your weekend preview...
Key Player: Brad Voth: You could have picked any one of five or six for this slot, but in the end you have to go with the Devils captain, who is as close to a genuine franchise player as this league has. Where he leads, the Devils follow-usually full-tilt into battle...he is the heart-and-soul of his team...and, often forgotten, can play a bit too...
Unsung Hero: Tylor Michel: New to the UK, Michel is described as the perfect pest-a grinding winger who will be expected to get into the opposition's heads almost as fast as he chases down opposition d-men. If he plays this role effectively, particularly on home ice, then he and Brad Voth will make the space and time for Smith, Birbraer and Miller to do their work...
Prediction: 5th
"We'll start a fire
And burn some bridges
And make it out of here tonight"
Funeral For a Friend: "Escape Artists Never Die"
What's going on in
In defence, with the likes of Ben O’Connor and the aforementioned Allen, as well as Scotland’s own “face only a mother could love” winner in Kyle Horne, the Caps look tighter, more organised and just plain better than they have in a long while-Michael Beynon will never win any scoring awards but he and Horne will allow O’Connor and Allen to flex their offensive muscle.
Up front is where things get interesting, though, with Fussey and Lambert competing for the title of “this year’s Cap who makes a massive impact on the scoring charts”, won previously by Colin Hemingway and Mark Hurtubise, while Martin Cingel, Darius Pliskauskas and Mark Garside provide useful scoring depth, and not forgetting the giant Doug Christiansen, who can pop more than a few in himself if the need arises…
And then there’s the carnival sideshow that is Andrew Sharp, which, if nothing else, guarantees Caps games will be entertaining…
Prediction: 8th
Hull Stingrays
"I don't blame you for walking away
I'd do the same if I saw me
I swear it's not contagious
In four short steps we can erase this"
Alkaline Trio: "This Could Be Love"
Step one: fire Rick Strachan. Two seasons two late, but better late than never, always.
Step two: bring in a proven winner and Coventry Blaze legend as player-coach, who just happens to be one of the best two-way centres ever seen in this country, including the ISL era.
Step three: let him recruit one of the most lethal snipers of the EIHL era, retain the best of last year and build a roster that has people well and truly raising their eyebrows.
Step four: simmer, allow the sheer force of Sylvain Cloutier's will to win to mould the disparate ingredients into an exciting-looking Stingrays side, built on hard work, grit and one very, very good top line, and serve.
The Stingrays could surprise a few people this season, including their own fans, with just how far such a recipe could take them:
Key Man: Tommy Sandahl: The young Scandinavian, in his first starting job, simply has to be a good ‘un, and hit the ground running right out of the blocks. The Stingrays now have scoring power and a decent defence, but they don’t have the offensive punch to outscore the top teams, and so that’s where Sandahl comes in. Keep ‘em out, and the Stingrays, if they follow the lead of their player-coach Cloutier, will always, always have a chance.
Player to Watch: Konstantin Kalmikov: The Russian now has the perfect complement to his passing skills on the top line in sniper extraordinaire Curtis Huppe, and a centre who will win the puck time and again in Cloutier. He’ll have to create the chances for these two, though-if Huppe has no ammo, he can’t fire off those deadly quick shots of his. All that and contribute goals too? If that top line are to be successful, a lot rests on Kalmikov’s shoulders…
Unsung Hero: Jeff Glowa: A Stingrays institution now, Glowa will work hard all night, and then, if necessary, through the following day to give his team a chance to win. If no-one else does, though, he’s been known to score more than a couple himself as well…
Prediction: 7th
"Staring at my own reflection
when suddenly, it changes
Violently, it changes ..."
Disturbed: "Down With The Sickness"
It’s been an off-season of huge change in the North-East. With Rob Wilson stating his intention to move away from the Slapshot hockey we’ve come to know and…well, know from the Vipers, this year’s roster sports a very different look to the previous ones, built on speed and grit rather than just brute force. The defence, in particular, will need to be good with Michel Robinson behind them-a goalie who splits opinion between “good” and “absolutely bloody awful” solidly in half. With players like Mike Berry, Tyler Kindle and Ryan Mahrle coming in, and very few players remaining from last season’s team, the next bit is hard to predict-but I shall try:
Key Man: Matus Petricko: As a proven scorer in the EIHL, the Slovak will be expected to contribute hugely to the Vipers goal column, potentially alongside Slovenian Matej Kralj-if the two Eastern Europeans can form an understanding then it will take pressure off the likes of Mike Berry and Jason Tejchma, as well as perennial talisman David Longstaff.
Player to Watch: Jerramie Domish: 5’9 and 200lbs, this pocket-battleship will be expected to lead the Vipers defence, hitting, blocking shots and contributing at both ends. An AHL pedigree suggests he can do that-with Ryan Mahrle, Mark Gouett and Tyler Kindle also joining him, the Vipers’ import D, and their ability to stop shots going in on Michel Robinson in net, could be the key to their season.
Unsung Hero: Ben Campbell: The young Geordie is progressing in leaps and bounds-and boundless is a fine way to describe his energy on the ice. Scared of nothing and possessed of no little skill, he’s an often-un-noticed but valuable asset to his team.
Prediction: 6th
"I know I’m not
The best decision
(the best decision)
But take a chance now..."
Handshakes and High-Fives: "Maybe Next Time"
The Panthers are impossible to write a preview for, every single year. One wonders how a team that looks pretty damn good every season can be so, well, average. Their problem last time out, and a common one under Corey Neilson, was that once again they appeared to be a loosely-connected group of talented individuals who just happened to be wearing the same shirt, rather than..well, an actual team. The latest incarnation of the GMB Panthers, however, appears, once again, to be similar, although they do have the massive benefit of Bruce Richardson, who like him or despise him is a pint-sized version of Sylvain Cloutier in his drive and will to win. The big news of the off-season was the signing of Cameron Mann from the DEL, but in all the excitement over this, the return of Richardson and Kevin Bergin, and some pretty solid D signings, the dodgy bits of trivia that keep popping up whenever you look at the roster get forgotten. For example:
Kevin St.Pierre lost his job in Tulsa last season to...erm...Davis Parley. Yes, that's ex-Panthers, cut-by-them-for-being-rubbish-mid-season Davis Parley.
Danny Meyers is expected to be one of their offensive forces on D. Yes, Danny Meyers, who even some Panthers fans think is way over-rated.
If Kevin St.Pierre gets injured, their back-up is Mark Hartley, who was considered a bit dodgy at ENL level. Pray he doesn't, Panthers fans.
Of course, there are many positives about this Panthers roster, not least the return of Sean McAslan from Denmark, giving the East Midlanders a genuine one-two punch, especially if Marty Gascon is a (very) poor-man's Dan Tessier, as he appears to be, Dominc D'Amour is as good as reported on defence, and Jade Galbraith actually puts the effort in this time round as he's promised (he wasn't too shabby a sniper even not trying). But the questions are still there...
Key Man: Bruce Richardson: The Panthers centre won a lot of friends in Nottingham last season for his ability to seemingly carry the team on his back and drag them up to the level of play expected of them through sheer force of will last time out. This time round, he's got players around him who are used to expectation, and have dealt with crowds far more demanding than those in Nottingham. Can the little centre lead the Panthers to a title?
Player to Watch: Jade Galbraith: WHAT? No Cameron Mann or Sean McAslan?! You must be out of your mind, I hear you cry.
Then you remember that, just occasionally, despite being roundly derided for being fat, lazy and slow, Galbraith looked like a very, very good sniper indeed. In fact, despite being relentlessly mocked for having more meat on him than a barbequed elephant, he scored 74 points, and has since openly admitted that he...well, could have tried a little harder than he did. Which, if true, is a frightening prospect, especially as he'll be alongside the aforementioned Mann and McAslan, who are pretty damn good themselves.
Just how good can this guy get? We shall see.
Unsung Hero: Nick Toneys: Last season Toneys was all but unnoticeable, unless you were an opposition forward. Then, his calm defensive play and superb sense of positioning were very noticeable indeed, mainly because it stopped you scoring yet again.
With players like Dominic D'Amour and Corey Neilson around him again, expect Toneys to keep on keeping on in his usual quiet, effective fashion this season.
Prediction: 2nd
"And I know that we've still got time
But I do not think we're invincible"
Enter Shikari: "Juggernauts"
The big signing news from Sheffield this summer is...well, that there's been no big signing news. The Steelers roster only contains a few new faces, as Ben Morgan steps up from the Scimitars to replace Steve Munn, Rod Sarich moves to forward, and Jeff Hutchins comes in from Newcastle. Even their big import signing was a familiar face, as Kevin Bolibruck returns on defence. Their biggest signing, in fact, was in net, as Kevin Reiter makes the trip up from Basingstoke based on his rave reviews last season...however, it remains to be seen how he'll cope in following in the footsteps of one of, if not the best goalie of the EIHL era in Jody Lehman...Rob Dowd will be hoping for another banner season to cement his place as the heir-apparent to Tony Hand, especially now Ashley Tait has disappeared off to foreign (Italian) shores. But it's very much a case of evolution not revolution again in Yorkshire-time will tell if it's as effective as last season...especially with the improvement across the league
Key Man: Kevin Bolibruck: With Steve Munn gone, the defensive unit needs a leader, and Bolibruck is it. He was possibly the best defenceman in the EIHL's first season last time he was here, and with a career that's gone from strength to strength in Europe since then, "Boli" will have the hopes of Dave Matsos pinned on him to help mould the defensive unit into the same stingy and remorselessly effective template as that which served him so well last season
Player To Watch: Rod Sarich: Already viewed as one of the best offensive d-men of the EIHL era, Sarich now moves forward full-time to provide the Steelers with a genuine power-forward-sized winger. The question is-is he a genuine forward?
If this experiment works, Sarich could quickly become a very effective forward indeed. If it doesn't, then the Steelers will need to move him back to his accustomed position quickly, before the hole he's left on defence impacts their title challenge significantly.
Unsung Hero: Doug Sheppard: Often forgotten in the blare of publicity focused on super-snipers Joey Talbot and Jeff Legue, Sheppard is a very effective, hard working winger who provides the Steelers with a genuine threat in all situations-he'll very rarely be out-worked and makes valuable contributions in the points column despite rarely receiving the fanfare of his more illustrious colleagues.
Prediction: 5th
So, the final table reads thus...
Blaze
Panthers
Giants
Devils
Steelers
Stingrays
Vipers
Capitals
Cup Winners: Any of the top five.
Playoff Winners: Pick one from eight...it's simply too early to tell.
I admit that the bias may seem blinding in putting the Blaze at the top, but I genuinely believe they have ever so slightly more than the Panthers thanks to Peter Hirsch. Giants will push hard for the top two places but losing Stephen Murphy for the early part of the season could hurt them, while Kevin Reiter may be Steelers' Achilles heel behind the offensive power and defensive solidity of the Devils. The bottom three, quite frankly, are a lottery...I put Stingrays over Vipers purely based on the Vipers having Michel "rebound-king" Robinson in net, while the Caps are bottom for no other reason than them currently lacking a starting goalie.
I do predict, however, that this league will be very close indeed, with first and eighth separated by no more than twenty points.
The 09/10 EIHL season...it's going to be the best yet. Let's drop the puck...